You want to hear his brilliant answer? I knew you did so that's why I'm making it public. Also because it will make you swoon.
Cause I want to have nothing that separates us, nor makes us seem distant from one another;
You know, after some rumination I came up with a few more reasons why I(after he said this I didn't even care about whether it was I or him that would take the others name) want to change my last name. But those are a secret.